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fiberpools    (2012-03-15)
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Did you ever walk in a room and forget why you walked in? I think that's how dogs spend their lives.
--Sue Murphy

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efficient    (2012-03-22 05:43:08)
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A man is known by the wife he keeps...


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robbinsmith    (2012-03-26 09:23:03)
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The average woman would rather have beauty than brains, because the average man can see better than he can think.


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acampbell    (2012-03-27 09:10:34)
12 years ago

Everyone has photographic memory; some just don't have the film.


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msalexander    (2012-03-28 08:35:27)
12 years ago

“There are three kinds of people. Those who make things happen, those who watch things happen, and those who wonder what the hell did happen.”


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wood    (2012-03-28 14:47:29)
12 years ago

“Marriage is too interesting an experiment to be tried only once.” –


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gsouthee    (2012-03-30 13:18:48)
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sschultz    (2012-03-30 14:43:22)
12 years ago

Always end the name of your child with a vowel, so that when you yell the name will carry.
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shanecosta    (2012-04-02 08:50:41)
12 years ago

As a child my family's menu consisted of two choices: take it or leave it.


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msrhode312    (2012-04-12 13:48:52)
12 years ago

“Some pray to marry the man they love, my prayer will somewhat vary: I humbly pray to heaven above that I love the man I marry.


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msalexanderjohn    (2012-04-16 08:23:14)
12 years ago

I hate women because they always know where things are.


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mrwetson12    (2012-04-19 07:21:04)
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“If you keep your feet firmly on the ground, you’ll have trouble putting on your pants.”


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westcoasth12    (2012-04-20 07:55:51)
11 years ago

Everyone is entitled to their own opinion. It's just that yours is stupid.


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mrpasture13    (2012-04-23 14:07:39)
11 years ago

Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling.


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pwhjenny    (2012-10-14 01:41:35)
11 years ago

A compromise is an agreement whereby both parties get what neither of them wanted.

pwhjenny    (2012-10-31 02:49:56)
11 years ago

I don't at all like knowing what people say of me behind my back. It makes me far too conceited.

suredrajohn    (2012-12-05 08:31:15)
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Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former.


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santiago    (2013-04-10 11:10:57)
11 years ago

Question: If you could live forever, would you and why?

Answer: I would not live forever, because we should not live forever, because if we were supposed to live forever, then we would live forever, but we cannot live forever, which is why I would not live forever.


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developtheapps    (2013-10-07 09:30:02)
10 years ago

Everything human is pathetic. The secret source of humor itself is not joy but sorrow. There is no humor in heaven.


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blackberryapp    (2013-10-08 13:39:14)
10 years ago

Blacks should be used to play whites. For centuries we had probed their faces, the angles of their bodies, the sounds of their voices, and even their odors. Often our survival had depended on the accurate reading of a white man’s chuckle or the disdainful wave of a white woman’s hand

appsdevelop    (2013-10-09 09:48:30)
10 years ago

I'm all in favor of keeping dangerous weapons out of the hands of fools. Let's start with typewriters.


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