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*terrific    (2009-01-29)
 
List of Oxymorons


What is an Oxymoron ?

If two words contradict each other, this is an oxymoron. Oxymorons are most often used in a sarcastic way, look at these examples :

End of infinity
Almost limitless
A wise fool
Same difference
Bittersweet
Minor miracle
Definitely maybe
Synthetic natural fibre
Still wind
Other me
Genuine imitation
Precise estimate
Living dead
Poor Millionaire
Constant variable


There are also humorous oxymorons, what do you think of the following :

Intelligent footballer
Genuine journalist
Two solipsists
Miltary Intelligence
Microsoft Works
Reliable computer
Customer Services
Aeroplane food
London Transport
Train Timetable
Honest politician
Modern Art



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moderator    (2009-01-29 01:10:03)

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Oxymorons

Heheh, funny list... a few more ones :


LOCAL CELEBRITY
GOOD JOB
COURTESY TOWING
NON-DENOMINATIONAL CHURCH
UNION WORKER
CRUEL KINDNESS
FORWARD LATERAL
GREAT BRITAIN
DEVOUT CHRISTIAN
PRIVATE CITIZEN
RIGHTEOUS INDIGNATION
SOUTHERN JUSTICE
NUCLEAR DEFENSE
LOVESICK
SAFE ABORTION
SINGULAR RELATIONSHIP
SMALL PLETHORA
BIGGER HALF
PLASTIC FLOWERS
AUTHENTIC REPRODUCTION
HUMBLE PEDANTRY
WACKY NERD
HAPPILY MARRIED
RELIGIOUS RETREAT
FAMILY VACATION
JAILBIRD
BIG SIP
HOLY WAR
UNSCENTED INCENSE
SAME DIFFERENCE
FIREWATER
MORAL MAJORITY
QUIET SCREAM
NON-BINDING RESOLUTION
EXECUTIVE DECISION
QUANTUM LEAP
IRONIC SIMILARITIES
SEARCH PARTY
DEFIANT MAYBE
PERFECTLY AWFUL
ORGANIZED CRIME
PEACEFUL HULLABALOO
LIQUID CRYSTAL
WISE FOOL
ONLY ONE OPTION
LOPSIDED MAJORITY
SAFETY GLASS
EXTENSIVE BRIEFING
UNBIASED NEWS REPORT
LIMITED WAR
BURNING COLD
UNIQUE UNIFORMS
UNBIASED JOURNALISM
SECOND BEST
COMFORTABLY DRESSED
WORDLESS BOOK
DESKTOP PUBLISHING
BURNING ICE
BOMB SHELTER
FAST FOOD
XENOPHOBIC INTERPRETER
TIMESHARE INVESTMENT
METAL BOARD
FRIENDLY SUIT (LEGAL)
OXYMORON
PARTLY PREGNANT
ROCK OPERA
REFUNDABLE DEPOSIT
NEGATIVE GAIN
RESORT CAMPGROUND
EVAPORATED MILK
DEBUTANTE BALL
CONVENIENCE STORE
TRAGIC COMEDY
LEGALLY DRUNK
ADULT MALE
NEVER REPEATED
COLLECTIBLE ANTIQUES
CHEERFULLY CYNICAL
EASY MONEY
SERIOUS CLOWN
PLASTIC GLASS
EDUCATIONAL TELEVISION
PRODUCTIVITY COMMITTEE
SCOTTISH DANISH
PARTIAL SILENCE
FRIENDLY ENEMY
DOUBLE SOLITAIRE
UNINVITED GUEST
NEW LOFTS
OPEN SECRET
STATIC VARIABLE
ESSENTIAL SERVICE
ORGANIZED MESS
FAMILIAR DIFFERENCE
RUSH HOUR
STANDARD DEVIATION
HOT WATER HEATER
NEW JERSEY, THE GARDEN STATE
CONSUMER AWARENESS
SLOUCHY PERFECTIONIST
FLOOD CONTROL
PLASTIC SILVERWARE
HOME OFFICE
SMALL FORTUNE
SENSE OF THE CONGRESS
GRASS ROOTS
BAD HEALTH
BAD SEX
RV RESORT
SUPPORTING DOCUMENTATION
COMMITTEE DECISION
PROGRAM-LENGTH COMMERCIAL
EASY PAYMENTS
SEAPORT
SURE DEAL
MORTGAGE INDUSTRY
CONSCIENTIOUS CAPITALISM
GOOD FRIDAY
DOING NOTHING
HUMANITARIAN INVASION
ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE
CAFETERIA FOOD
COMPASSIONATE NARCISSIST
PRODUCING MANAGER
FIBER GLASS
HONEST CROOK
SUN SCREEN
GIANT SHRIMP
TEXAS LEAGUE "LONGBALLERS"
SIMPLE RULES
LOUD LIBRARIAN
MANAGEMENT SUPPORT
REAL FANTASY
MINOR CRISES
FAT-FREE CREAMER
MARKETING STRATEGY
SILENT SCREAM
COST EFFECTIVE
DIVORCE COURT
OPEN CODE
FISH FARM
AUTHENTIC REPLICA
PLASTIC LEMON
URBAN PLANNING
COMPLETE SELECTION
NATURAL BLONDE
POWER NAP
EQUAL OPPORTUNITY
CONSERVATIVE DEMOCRAT
CORRUPT OFFICIAL
FAST IDLE
STRAWBERRY BLONDE
GRAND THEFT
CHEAP GAS
TELEVISION CRITIC
FUNKY WHITE GUY
JUNK FOOD
SUICIDE MURDER
TERRIBLY GOOD
ORGANIZED TRAFFIC JAM
EXACT ESTIMATE
POP ART
STRAIGHT HOOKS
OPERATION RESCUE
DELIBERATE MISTAKE
CARNAL INNOCENCE
FOOLHARDY
DETAILED SUMMARY
PLAYER COACH
DRUG FREE SCHOOL ZONE
LUXURY APARTMENT
12 OUNCE POUND CAKE
BUTT-HEAD
UPSIDE DOWN
FALSE REALITY
FRIENDLY DIVORCE
COMPLETELY UNPREPARED
EXTINCT LIFE
MINOR DISASTER
ALUMINUM BOTTLE
CONSPICUOUS ABSENCE
GOOD TEENAGER
RAPID TRANSIT
DAILY SPECIAL
PLANNED CHAOS
RELATED DIVISION
MALE COMPASSION
SPARE RIB
HALF EMPTY
BRAIN FART
CIVIL ENGINEER
HELICOPTER FLIGHT
FELLOW WOMEN
WHOLESALE
INNATE WISDOM
GAY DRILL SERGEANT
NEW AND IMPROVED
FRIENDLY ADVICE
DONNER PARTY
FRESH FROZEN
AMICABLE DIVORCE
ADVANCED BEGINNER
BLUEBIRD OF HAPPINESS
PLASTIC BOARD
VERTICAL HORIZON
LIVE RECORDING
REPULSIVE DESIRE
ACCURATE STEREOTYPE
NUCLEAR STRATEGY
AWFULLY GOOD
MANAGED COMPETITION
NEW YORK CULTURE
SMART BLONDE
STUDENT PROFESSOR
GOOD BOY
FEMALE TRANSFORMER
BUSINESS CASUAL
FRESH DRIED FRUIT
DUST OFF
VIOLENT PEACE PROTEST
FRENCH DEODORANT
EDUCATED ILLITERATE
MATERNITY FASHION
DUMB ASS
PAID VOLUNTEER
FULL-TIME HOBBY
CUSTOMER SATISFACTION
HEAD-END
VEGETABLE BEEF SOUP
FREEWILL BAPTIST CHURCH
TYPICALLY UNUSUAL
FROZEN HELL
ENGLISH SYNTAX
NON-STICK GLUE
RECENT HISTORY
FUNNY INSULT
ICE CREAM CAKE
UNSALTED SALTINES
REALITY TV
PROFESSIONAL JEALOUSY
FULL SERVICE SNACK BAR
PROGRESSIVE CONSERVATIVE
TAX CUT
PERMANENT LOAN
CARDINAL SIN
PSYCHIATRIC CARE
PASSIVE AGGRESSION
COMPULSORY VOLUNTEERS
BLESSED CURSE
CLEVELAND GRAN PRIX
JUST WAR
ENTIRE PORTION
HYBRID CAR
MEDICAID PAYMENT
REQUIRED ELECTIVE
REAL FAKE
INSIDE OUT
INCREASING DECLINES
NECESSARY MEETING
COLD AS HELL
DRY BEER
LOVING CHRISTIANS
ARTIFICIAL LIFE
WOMAN'S LOGIC
ATTENTIVE HUSBAND
GOOD KID
SPORTS SEDAN
AMTRAK SCHEDULE
SIMPLE INSTRUCTIONS
RESPECTFUL TROLLS
BUDGET DEFICIT
FAITHFUL BOYFRIEND
SOCIALIST MARKET ECONOMY
NEW ANTIQUES
ACT NATURALLY
PEACE-KEEPER MISSILE
EASY LABOR (CHILDBIRTH)
ELEVATED SUBWAY
VIRTUAL REAL ESTATE
MANDATORY OPTIONS
WATER LOVING CAT
TRAIN SCHEDULE
FAT-FREE ICE CREAM
NEW USED CARS
RELIGIOUS FACT
AWFULLY NICE
CALM WIND
ANARCHY RULES
SPRING BREAK
EYES WIDE SHUT
FEELING NUMB
STRONG DECAF
COMPUTER SECURITY
ILL HEALTH
STUDIED INDIFFERENCE
FALLOUT SHELTER
WAR GAMES
CONGRESSIONAL ACTION
BUSINESS ETHICS
INTENSE APATHY
POOR LITTLE RICH GIRL
FORGETFUL ELEPHANT
UNSCENTED DEODORANT
FEATHERWEIGHT
ORGANIZED CONFUSION
NEARLY COMPLETE
BIG MINORITY
CORPORATE RESPONSIBILITY
VEILED ACCUSATION
NORMAL DEVIATION
SANITARY LANDFILL
ODD SIMILARITIES
FAIR TRIAL
FALSE POSITIVE
COMPASSIONATE CONSERVATIVE
COMMUNIST PARTY
FAST FOOD RESTAURANT
DRIVING PLEASURE
UNITED STATES
LARGER HALF
TOTAL QUALITY MANAGEMENT
PLAYER PIANO
CRASH LANDING
FIRST-STRIKE DEFENSE
CHEAP SKATES
CRIMINAL RIGHTS



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*shellfish    (2009-08-19 02:46:45)
Oxymorons

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*caviri    (2010-09-25 19:06:19)
List of Oxymorons

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i think this is an apt oxymoron :P


*xoboju    (2011-01-30 23:36:24)
8 years ago

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