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Thibault de Vassal    (2007-09-11)
Contest : Best jokes !

Chess is not everything... Do you know some good ones ? :)

Ilmars Cirulis    (2007-09-11 19:21:27)
I like to say it sometimes.

Use your black-and-white squared brains!

Svante Carl von Erichsen    (2007-09-13 16:15:49)
What is the difference...

What is the difference between a japanese joseki a korean jeongseok? ... After a japanese joseki, both players have an equally good result. After a korean jeongseok, both players have an equally bad result.

Thibault de Vassal    (2007-09-13 19:26:19)
What is the difference...

Go is a joke itself :) .. Many funny quotes about it !

Dirk Ghysens    (2007-09-14 08:56:24)

Why don't blondes play go?
Because they prefer coloured smarties.

Dirk Ghysens    (2007-09-14 09:28:07)

Why is the Indian Defense so strong?
Because there are more than a billion Indians.

What is the best weapon against a Sicilian?
An AK47 ... or fleeing.

Why doesn't anybody play the American Defense?
Because its moves are 'classified'.

Why wasn't the Scotch popular in the 1920's?
Because of the Prohibition.

Wolfgang Utesch    (2007-09-14 17:12:51)
Best joke for me is reading

the (moderated) thread "Correspondence chess without computers"! :)

Thibault de Vassal    (2007-09-14 17:43:56)
Best joke

lol ! provocation ! provocation !! :)