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hategate (2008-05-15 10:52:57)
“Local Internet Marketing” Help,
Hello I am new to this and I was takes to get my companies website up in the SE list. Can anyone out there help me, I would like to know what would be the best first steps in getting this site up in the SE's, I would be grateful for any help anyone might offer..
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moderator (2008-05-05 16:37:29)
Latest email hoaxes, internet scams
Anyone surfing on the internet has to fight Spam, Hoaxes & Scam, ie. :
Bogus warnings (Facebook deleting inactive users...), Virus email hoaxes (Postcard Image Virus Hoax, Merry Christmas Virus Hoax, Bin-Laden and Olympic Torch Virus, MSN contact list or Mobile Phone virus hoax, Virtual Card for you Virus Hoax and so on...)
Giveaway hoaxes (Microsoft email beta test hoax, Ericsson Lap-Top Computer Giveaway, Free champagne hoax email, Sony PSP-Xbox-Ipod Giveaway Hoax...), Charity Hoaxes (Mia Heyns/Ahmad Khaled Abu Rumman/Brian David/Matt Dawson/Bryan Warner Make-a-wish Foundation Hoaxes, Chad Briody Charity Request...)
Email Petitions & Protests (Telstra Free Directory Assistance Protest Email, Red Arrows Olympic Ban petition, Holocaust Ban in UK schools Chain Email...), Email Chain Letters (Person on the bridge hoax email, Good Luck Chain Letter, Iraq and The Wrath of the Eagle Koran Verse Hoax, Summer Chain Email - Blond Hair And Blood Shot Eyes, Birthday List/Luck In Love/First Name Chain Email...)
Celebrity Email Hoaxes (Paris Hilton Stabbed in Jail Hoax, Tom Hanks Death, Sinbad Heart Attack, Travis Barker Death, Will Ferrell is not Dead, Michael Jackson is Dead, Serena Williams Interview, Britney Spears Overdose, Magic Johnson Coma...)
Prank Emails also called Malicious Hoaxes (Nareepol Tree, Self Parking Garage, Barack Obama Endorsed by the Ku Klux Klan Hoax, Shark's Love for Man Hoax, Storm Photographs, Sumatra Island Tsunami Wave Photograph...), Bad Advice Email (Cancer Info From Johns Hopkins Hoax Email, Christmas Cards for Recovering American Soldiers, How to Survive a Heart Attack When Alone Hoax...)
Funny Email Hoaxes (Power Line Virus, Warning to all Dogs Owners, Why Computers Sometimes Crash, Work Virus, Show your Bum joke, Bad Times Spoof, Digital Camera for Sale, Nuclear Strike Email Hoax...), Unsubstantiated Emails (Siamese Pike Photograph, Giant Rattlesnake Photograph, Fake Eggs from China, Acid Car Hijacking Warning...)
Missing Child Email Hoaxes (Yohana Ravelo, Evan Trembley, Penny Brown, Ashley Flores, Michael Hunt...), Phishing Scams (Department of Finance Phishing Scam, IRS Refund, Ebay Phisher Scam, Question from E-Bay member, MSN/Smith Barney/E-Gold/ABA/FDIC / US Bank/Moneybookers/Paypal / Citibank/Union Planters Bank Phisher Scams...), Nigerian "419" Scams, Payment Transfer Job Scams, Email Lottery Scams, Pharming Scams, Internet Dating Scams and so on, and so on...
Hoax-Slayer - http://www.hoax-slayer.com - keeps you informed about the latest email hoaxes, true email forwards, current Internet scams and any spam and computer security issues.
Now before forwarding an email, ask yourself these questions :
- Does the email ask you to send it to a lot of other people ?
- Is the language used overly emotive or highly technical ?
Here is an example :
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Anyone-using Internet mail such as Yahoo, Hotmail, AOL and so on.
This information arrived this morning, Direct from both Microsoft and Norton.
You may receive an apparently harmless e-mail titled "Mail Server Report"
If you open either file, a message will appear on your screen saying: 'It is too late now, your life is no longer beautiful.'
Subsequently you will LOSE EVERYTHING IN YOUR PC, And the person who sent it to you will gain access to your name, e-mail and password.
This is a new virus which started to circulate on Saturday afternoon. AOL has already confirmed the severity, and the anti virus software's are not capable of destroying it.
The virus has been created by a hacker who calls himself 'life owner'.
PLEASE SEND A COPY OF THIS E-MAIL TO ALL YOUR FRIENDS, And ask them to PASS IT ON IMMEDIATELY!
THIS HAS BEEN CONFIRMED BY SNOPES
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Or a similar hoax :
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Please Be Extremely Careful especially if using internet mail such as Yahoo, Hotmail, AOL and so on. This information arrived this morning direct from both Microsoft and Norton. Please send it to everybody you know who has access to the Internet.
You may receive an apparently harmless email with a Power Point presentation "Life is beautiful."
If you receive it DO NOT OPEN THE FILE UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES, and delete it immediately. If you open this file, a message will appear on your screen saying: "It is too late now, your life is no longer beautiful." Subsequently you will LOSE EVERYTHING IN YOUR PC and the person who sent it to you will gain access to your name, e-mail and password. This is a new virus which started to circulate on Saturday afternoon. AOL has already confirmed the severity, and the antivirus software's are not capable of destroying it. The virus has been created by a hacker who calls himself "life owner."
PLEASE SEND A COPY OF THIS EMAIL TO ALL YOUR FRIENDS and ask them to PASS IT ON IMMEDIATELY.
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Here is a charity hoax :
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Hi, my name is MIA HEYNS.
I am 19 years old, and I have severe lung cancer . I also have a large tumour in my brain, from repeated beatings Doctors say I will die soon if this isn't fixed, and my family can't pay the bills. The Make A Wish Foundation has agreed to donate R7 for every time This message is sent on.
For those of you who send this along, I thank you so much, but for those who don't send it, what goes around comes around. Have a Heart, please send this.
Please, if you are a kind person, send this on.
PLEASE HIT FORWARD BUTTON NOT REPLY BUTTON.
YOUR'S FAITHFULLY,
MIA HEYNS
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A chain letter :
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THIS IS SO COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO COOL!
If I could sit on the porch with God, the first thing I would do is thank him for you.... Read the bottom and see how it works.
Try this! ...it really works. If you take this e-mail and forward it to at least 5 people, including the person that sent it to you, a person will appear standing on this bridge.
Let me know if you know the person? OKAY !
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A phishing scam :
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Dear eBay Community Member,
It has come to our attention that your eBay Billing Information records are out of date. That requires you to update the Billing Information If you could please take 5-10 minutes out of your online experience and update your billing records, you will not run into any future problems with eBay's online service. However, failure to update your records will result in soon account termination. Once you have updated your account records, your eBay session will not be interrupted and will continue as normal. Failure to update will result in cancellation of service, Terms of Service (TOS) violations or future billing problems.
To update and login to your eBay account, click on the link below:
[LINK REMOVED]
Thank you for using eBay!
**This is no-reply message. Please do not reply to this email, as you will receive no response**
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The MSN phiser scam :
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Subject: Microsoft Network Warning: Your services near to be closed.
Dear MSN Customer,
During one of our regular automatical verification procedures we've encountered a technical problem caused by the fact that we could not verify the information that you provided during registration.
We urgently ask you to submit your information so that we could fully verify your identify, otherwise an access to MSN services for your account will be deactivated until you pass verification process.
To submit your information please use our secure online application - apply here (LINK REMOVED).
Thank you for using our services, MSN Payment Processing Department.
Reproduction any of the above information is strictly prohibited.
Copyright (c) 2005 Microsoft Network. (R) All rights reserved.
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Paypal phisher scam :
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Dear PayPal client,
While performing it's regular scheduled monthly billing address check our system found incompatible information which seams to be no longer the same with your current credit card information that we have on file. If you changed your billing information or if you moved from you previous address please follow up the link bellow and update your billing information: If you didn't change any of this information you still need to follow up the previous link and update your existing billing information because it means that our database regular scheduled update wasn't made correctly. Choosing to ignore this message will result in to a temporary suspension of your account within 24 hours, until you will choose to solve this unpleasant situation.
We apologies for any inconvinience this may caused you and we strongly advise you to update your information you have on file with us. Clicking [BOGUS LINK REMOVED] you will avoid any possible futuring billing problems with your account.
Best regards,
- PayPal Team.
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Tout le monde a déjà reçu un courrier électronique lui annonçant une offre d'emploi, un gain à un jeu quelconque, un système d'affiliation pyramidal ou un nouveau type de virus. Souvent envoyé par un ami, le message est en général annoncé comme très urgent. Le réflexe premier est donc de renvoyer le message à toutes ses connaissances, qui feront à leur tour la même chose et ainsi de suite jusqu'à ce que le message fasse de nombreuses fois le tour du monde.
Vous vous êtes ainsi et comme beaucoup sans doute fait piéger, mais les hoax (canulars) ont des conséquences souvent bien plus graves. De l'atteinte à la vie privée en passant par les nombreux dérapages, les dangers sont très réels.
Ainsi si votre antivirus (par exemple AVG Antivirus) vous indique un nouveau problème au doux nom de EXPL_ANICMOO.GEN, ADW_AGENT.VJS, JS_DLOADER.NUF, WORM_NETSKY.P, POSSIBLE_MLWR-5, HTML_NETSKY.P, WORM_RBOT.APT, POSSIBLE_INFOSTL, WORM_NYXEM.E, POSSIBLE_NUCRP-3, il est plus que possible que vous ayiez cliqué sur un lien transmis par l'un de ces emails malveillants sans protection adaptée.
Un exemple de Hoax :
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NE PAS DÉTRUIRE ET FAIRE SUIVRE SVP !!!
SALUT TOUT LE MONDE
LISEZ CE MESSAGE ET ENVOYER-LE AU MAX DE PERSONNES POSSIBLE.
SI VOUS DETRUISEZ CECI, VOUS N'AVEZ PAS DE COEUR !
JE SUIS UN JEUNE PAPA DE 29 ANS.
MA FEMME ET MOI AVONS EU UNE VIE MERVEILLEUSE ENSEMBLE.
DIEU NOUS A BENI AVEC UN ENFANT ET SON NOM EST RACHEL.
AUJOURD'HUI, ELLE EST ÂGÉE DE 10 ANS.
IL N'Y A PAS LONGTEMPS, LE DOCTEUR A DETECTE UN CANCER DU CERVEAU DANS SON PETIT CORPS.
IL Y A SEULEMENT UNE SOLUTION POUR LA SAUVER : C'EST UNE OPÉRATION.
MALEUREUSEMENT, NOUS N'AVONS PAS ASSEZ D'ARGENT POUR PAYER LE PRIX.
AOL ET ZDNET ONT ACCEPTE DE NOUS AIDER.
LE SEUL MOYEN QU'ILS ONT DE NOUS AIDER EST LE SUIVANT :
JE VOUS ENVOIE CET EMAIL, ET VOUS L'ENVOYEZ A D'AUTRES PERSONNES.
AOL VA SUIVRE CET EMAIL, ET COMPTERA COMBIEN DE PERSONNES L'ONT RECU.
CHAQUE PERSONNE QUI OUVRE CET E-MAIL ET QUI L'ENVOIE A AU MOINS 3 PERSONNES, NOUS DONNERA 32 CENTS.
S'IL VOUS PLAIT, AIDEZ-NOUS !!!
MERCI. KEVIN & MÉLANIE
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guest-paul (2008-03-21 22:44:19)
A Simple Process Of Internet Marketing
If you are just starting out, I guarantee that you will need to follow a lot of different strategies. For those of us who are not really into learning, I’m afraid there’s little I can do to help. However, those who have been constantly working on new products and discussing new ideas with me have always been privvy to new things.
One thing that Dee Ferdinand, a fellow internet marketer from Indonesia mentioned to me when I was in Jakarta this past week was this: share everything you know because few people are going to take action anyway. That was quite interesting considering how I’m actually going to help around 40+ people learn to take action this coming weekend.
It’s really a question about knowing who you are and what you can do. All your passions and dreams are nothing but a figment of your imagination if you don’t take action. But there’s something special about this process. It doesn’t start with a home study course, or an ebook or learning about the latest new-fangled strategy. It begins with understanding how you invest in yourself. Most of the time, people talk about the investment in oneself merely as a gimmick to get you to buy. In reality, there are some things you need to know, while there are other things that you don’t need to know at all. If you knew how to put your motivation on overdrive, there’s nothing that can stop you. If you knew how to generate great ideas, there’s nothing stopping you from building wonderful businesses.
So, I could tell you to go get webhosting, but that’s not necessarily always the most important thing to do. You can go grab products that are highly recommended. For instance, you could learn to develop instant audio products. To add more value, you could actually even generate more value through transcriptions. You could even learn to generate income by building a list of subscribers. In addition, if you want to get other people to promote your product, grab this affiliate tracking system. Once you are on with one product, you can literally build other products as you see fit. You might even want a traffic boost using this system.
Do you see how this works? It’s all about the know-how in creating it, but you’re going to have to build the system by following through yourself. You need to take action on this. Of course, this is a simplistic way of doing it. Is there an easier way of doing it? I’m not sure. But I think that unless you test out one way right from the start (or unless you have guidance from my Internet Marketing Academy Jumpstart program). Nobody can tell you what to do, but anyone can do what I’ve just mentioned. The systems are already out there. Explore on your own, or find a reliable mentor!
http://www.InternetMarketingSingapore.com/blog/
moderator (2007-12-21 01:56:05)
Internet Explorer 8 Beta 1
Microsoft will release IE 8 Beta 1 in the first half of 2008. Internet Explorer 8 would have passed a key web standards test, "Acid2 Browser Test" from the Web Standards Project. Older versions of IE don't support some current standards such as CSS (Cascading Style Sheets) and RSS (Really Simple Syndication), now it should work fine. It seems that the popularity of open-source browser Mozilla Firefox gave good intentions to Microsoft.
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Internet Explorer 8 Beta 1 devrait être distribué par Microsoft dans la première moitié de l'année 2008. IE 8 aurait passé avec succès la batterie de tests des standards web "Acid2 Browser Test". Les anciennes version d'Internet Explorer ne supportent pas certains standards actuels comme CSS (Cascading Style Sheets) et RSS (Really Simple Syndication), cela devrait enfin être le cas. Il semble que la popularité grandissante du navigateur ouvert Mozilla Firefox ait donné de bonnes intentions au géant Microsoft.
moderator (2007-12-03 04:14:08)
How to make money on the internet ?
Very simple, make the buzz just by saying everywhere that you make $100,000 a month (let's say $1,000 if your audience is european :)) with your website that just repeats that (not how) you do the miracle. Then if you are a swindler, you may sell on your website a virtual ebook explaining your methods, for a bunch of dollars. The web and adsense ads are now full of examples, these great secrets about "How to get ranked number 1 in Google searches in 2 weeks", "How to increase your PageRank in 2 days", "How to get 1,000,000 backlinks free", "How to get 10,000 diggs a day", "Submit in 10,000,000 directories for free"... Magic, but how much time yet ?
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A le lire partout, il semble simple aujourd'hui de gagner de l'argent sur internet, faites le buzz avec un site web d'une page, typiquement un blog, annoncez partout que vous gagnez 100.000 euros ou dollars par mois (disons 1.000 si l'audience est européenne :)) grâce à votre site qui ne fait que répéter que (et non comment) vous réalisez ce miracle. Ensuite, si vous êtes un escroc, vous pouvez également vendre un ebook "virtuel" ou réduit au minimum expliquant tant bien que mal vos méthodes miracle, pour une poignée d'euros. Le web et les publicités Adsense regorgent de ces offres toutes plus alléchantes les unes que les autres, "Comment être classé numéro 1 dans Google en 2 semaines", "Comment augmenter son PageRank en deux jours", "Comment obtenir 1 million de liens gratuitement", "Comment obtenir 10,000 Diggs en un jour", "Comment soumettre son site à 10 millions d'annuaires"... Magique, mais pour combien de temps encore ?
moderator (2007-11-23 02:00:44)
Hollywood sue Chinese internet site
Jeboo.com and an Internet cafe in Shanghai have been sued by five Hollywood studios (Twentieth Century Fox, Walt Disney, Paramount Pictures, Columbia Pictures and Universal Studios) for a $432,000 compensation. They would have offered Pirates of the Caribbean, X-Men 2, Night at the Museum and other well known recent movies to download for free. Good luck to them ! (Hollywood studios of course, they will need it :))
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Jeboo.com, un site internet chinois est poursuivi par 5 grands studios d'Hollywood (Twentieth Century Fox, Walt Disney, Paramount Pictures, Columbia Pictures and Universal Studios) qui lui demandent 432.000 dollars de compensation. Le site aurait mis à disposition (en téléchargement gratuit) de ses internautes des blockbusters comme Pirates des Caraïbes, Une nuit au musée, X-Men 2 et d'autres films récents. Bonne chance à eux ! (aux studios bien sûr, ils en auront besoin :))
moderator (2007-09-26 16:17:10)
Echecs sur internet
http://www.ficgs.com/home_french.html
FICGS est une organisation grandissante, une communauté de joueurs et un serveur d'échecs par correspondance international. Ici vous pouvez jouer aux échecs en ligne gratuitement dans des tournois par niveaux, à cadence rapide ou standard, des matchs à deux joueurs et un championnat du monde d'échecs par correspondance dans un grand tournoi à élimination directe. Le vainqueur affrontera le champion du monde régnant dans un match en 12 parties.
Des événements spéciaux, des tournois d'échecs thématiques, de Fischer Random Chess, de big chess, et des tournois avec des prix sont organisés également. Consultez les listes d'inscriptions.
seohaus (2007-09-10 07:01:43)
Award-winning Internet Marketing Company
SEOhaus is an award-winning Internet Marketing Company for clients ready to get online. Specialties include Search Engine Optimization, Pay Per Click, Email Marketing, and Buzz Viral Marketing. The firm bases its technological solutions on its experience with traditional advertising such as branding, market research, and creative services. Clients include Coldwell Banker, Joico, Sun Country Airlines, and McDonalds. Call 1-800-605-8913 for a free consultation.
ajs1 (2007-06-27 16:01:02)
Make money on the internet
A simple way anyone can make money on the internet. Learn how some people are doubling their incomes and making big money on the internet. FREE demo and report tells you all you need to know and how to get set up quickly. It will show you everything you need.
http://www.mynetworthbooster.com/zap.htm
moderator (2007-05-29 04:18:06)
iWeb Creative - Internet Solutions
http://www.iwebcreative.com
iWeb Creative (London, UK) is a professional web design and Internet solutions company providing a full range of web services including high-class website design and development, quality website templates, E-commerce online shopping system, website hosting, search engine optimisation, Internet marketing, data entry and I.T services.
moderator (2007-04-09 14:52:25)
Leave Your Mark Here on the internet !
http://www.leaveyourmarkhere.com
The website where you can Leave Your Mark on the internet via cool pop-up links with custom images & messages on any of the 10,000 limited space offered per country.
moderator (2007-03-30 15:19:17)
Internet Service Providers
ISP directory
Compare Internet provider rates, features, and promotions for standard dial-up, high speed dial-up, and broadband Internet access. In addition, users have access to an ISP buyers guide, FAQs, consumer reviews, and user submitted ratings.
moderator (2007-01-10 19:29:05)
Free Internet UK
Provides reliable free dial-up Internet access, ideal for people who use the Net occasionally. With Free Internet UK you needn't worry about monthly fees or contracts, and you can connect to the Internet from any UK landline via an 0845 number. The connection is charged at the local rate and will not disconnect after two hours usage, unlike many similar services. (UK Only)
http://www.free-internet-uk.net
moderator (2007-01-05 10:44:46)
COAST Internet Firewalls Hotlist
A comprehensive list of firewall vendors, white papers, resources, and FAQs.
http://www.cerias.purdue.edu/about/history/coast_resources/firewalls/
tdv (2006-12-22 21:32:13)
Internet quotes :)
There are three kinds of death in this world. There's heart death, there's brain death, and there's being off the network. ~Guy Almes
The trouble with the Internet is that it's replacing masturbation as a leisure activity. ~Patrick Murray
Internet users are flocking to the Vatican's new website (so they say). It turns out though, that most visitors are there to confess after visiting the Cindy Crawford site. Now, the faithful don't have to kiss the Pope's ring - you just double click on it. ~Author Unknown
If Al Gore invented the Internet, I invented spell check. ~Dan Quayle, attributed
Describing the Internet as the Network of Networks is like calling the Space Shuttle a thing that flies. ~John Lester
The Internet is the trailer park for the soul. ~Marilyn Manson
The world is poised on the cusp of an economic and cultural shift as dramatic as that of the Industrial Revolution. (OK, it doesn't take a genius, or even a politician, to figure out that big changes are afoot when we have a medium that lets someone throw up a virtual storefront on the Web and instantly gain access to the global market.) ~Steven Levy, 1997
The Internet is a shallow and unreliable electronic repository of dirty pictures, inaccurate rumors, bad spelling and worse grammar, inhabited largely by people with no demonstrable social skills. ~Author Unknown
We have technology, finally, that for the first time in human history allows people to really maintain rich connections with much larger numbers of people. ~Pierre Omidyar
America Online customers are upset because the company has decided to allow advertising in its chat rooms. I can see why: you've got computer sex, you can download pornography, people are making dates with 10-year-olds. Hey, what's this? A Pepsi ad? They're ruining the integrity of the Internet! ~Jay Leno
Spending an evening on the World Wide Web is much like sitting down to a dinner of Cheetos... two hours later your fingers are yellow and you're no longer hungry, but you haven't been nourished. ~Clifford Stoll
Chances are, you now know that the marriage of the computer and the telephone is one of the century's seismic technical and economic developments. In terms of potential social and economic impact, it is often likened to the introduction of assembly-line manufacturing or to the invention of the computer itself. ~Author Unknown
It was a typical net.exercise - a screaming mob pounding on a greasy spot on the pavement, where used to lie the carcass of a dead horse. ~Author Unknown
The Internet is the most powerful magnifier of slack ever invented. ~Author Unknown
Almost overnight, the Internet's gone from a technical wonder to a business must. ~Bill Schrader
Cutting through the acronyms and argot that littered the hearing testimony, the Internet may fairly be regarded as a never-ending worldwide conversation. The government may not, through the CDA, interrupt that conversation. ~Stewart Dalzell, ruling on the constitutionality of the Communications Decency Act, 1996
The Net treats censorship as a defect and routes around it. ~John Gilmore, 1993
The Internet interprets the US Congress as system damage and routes around it. ~Jeanne DeVoto, take-off on a quote by John Gilmore
The Internet is full. Go away. ~Author Unknown
If addiction is judged by how long a dumb animal will sit pressing a lever to get a "fix" of something, to its own detriment, then I would conclude that netnews is far more addictive than cocaine. ~Rob Stampfli
A Mission Statement is a dense slab of words that a large organization produces when it needs to establish that its workers are not just sitting around downloading Internet porn. ~Dave Barry
If you have a web site, it makes your small business look big. ~Natalie Sequera
The Internet is not just one thing, it's a collection of things - of numerous communications networks that all speak the same digital language. ~Jim Clark
The Internet is like alcohol in some sense. It accentuates what you would do anyway. If you want to be a loner, you can be more alone. If you want to connect, it makes it easier to connect. ~Esther Dyson
The 'Net is a waste of time, and that's exactly what's right about it. ~William Gibson
No matter how well you know the rules of netiquette, you will eventually offend someone who doesn't. ~Don Rittner
There are 5,000 great people for every jerk on Usenet. But that still is a lot of jerks. Proceed with caution and eyes wide open. ~Don Rittner
[W]e're into a whole new world with the Internet, and whenever we sort of cross another plateau in our development, there are those who seek to take advantage of it. So this is a replay of things that have happened throughout our history. ~Bill Clinton
After all, it was designed to withstand nuclear war, not just the puny huffs and puffs of politicians and religious fanatics. ~Denise Caruso, about the Internet
Just as we could have rode into the sunset, along came the Internet, and it tripled the significance of the PC. ~Andy Grove
Sooner or later the Internet will become profitable. It's an old story played before by canals, railroads and automobiles. ~Paul A. Samuelson
When I took office, only high energy physicists had ever heard of what is called the World Wide Web.... Now even my cat has its own page. ~Bill Clinton, 1996
The message for business people contemplating their place in cyberspace is simple and direct: get linked or get lost. ~Vic Sussman and Kenan Pollack
I calculated the total time that humans have waited for web pages to load. It cancels out all the productivity gains of the information age. Sometimes I think the web is a big plot to keep people like me away from normal society. ~Scott Adams
In cyberspace, the First Amendment is a local ordinance. ~John Perry Barlow
The Internet is an important cultural phenomenon, but that doesn't excuse its failure to comply with basic economic laws. The problem is that it was devised by a bunch of hippie anarchists. ~Thomas Nolle
The Internet is the world's largest library. It's just that all the books are on the floor. ~John Allen Paulos
Getting information off the Internet is like taking a drink from a fire hydrant. ~Mitch Kapor, variation of a quote by Jerome Weisner (Getting an education from MIT is like taking a drink from a fire hose.)
The Internet is becoming the town square for the global village of tomorrow. ~Bill Gates
Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day; teach that person to use the Internet and they won't bother you for weeks. ~Author Unknown
National borders aren't even speed bumps on the information superhighway. ~Tim May
Nowadays, anyone who cannot speak English and is incapable of using the Internet is regarded as backward. ~Al-Waleed bin Talal
Looking at the proliferation of personal web pages on the Net, it looks like very soon everyone on Earth will have 15 megabytes of fame. ~M.G. Sriram
A journey of a thousand sites begins with a single click. ~Author Unknown
What, exactly, is the Internet? Basically it is a global network exchanging digitized data in such a way that any computer, anywhere, that is equipped with a device called a "modem" can make a noise like a duck choking on a kazoo. ~Dave Barry
I have an almost religious zeal - not for technology per se, but for the Internet which is for me, the nervous system of mother Earth, which I see as a living creature, linking up. ~Dan Millman
The Internet isn't free. It just has an economy that makes no sense to capitalism. ~Brad Shapcott
While you are destroying your mind watching the worthless, brain-rotting drivel on TV, we on the Internet are exchanging, freely and openly, the most uninhibited, intimate and, yes, shocking details about our config.sys settings. ~Dave Barry
The Internet is so big, so powerful and pointless that for some people it is a complete substitute for life. ~Andrew Brown
Internet: absolute communication, absolute isolation. ~Paul Carvel
The Internet is clearly about more than sports scores and email now. It's a place where we can conduct our democracy and get very large amounts of data to very large numbers of people. ~Frank James
Advances in computer technology and the Internet have changed the way America works, learns, and communicates. The Internet has become an integral part of America's economic, political, and social life. ~Bill Clinton
We've heard that a million monkeys at a million keyboards could produce the complete works of Shakespeare; now, thanks to the Internet, we know that is not true. ~Robert Wilensky, 1996
You can't take something off the Internet - it's like taking pee out of a pool. ~Author Unknown, 1995
Information on the Internet is subject to the same rules and regulations as conversation at a bar. ~George Lundberg
Television to brainwash us all and Internet to eliminate any last resistance. ~Paul Carvel
The Internet is based on a layered, end-to-end model that allows people at each level of the network to innovate free of any central control. By placing intelligence at the edges rather than control in the middle of the network, the Internet has created a platform for innovation. ~Vinton Cerf
Hooked on Internet? Help is a just a click away. ~Author Unknown
Entire new continents can emerge from the ocean in the time it takes for a Web page to show up on your screen. Contrary to what you may have heard, the Internet does not operate at the speed of light; it operates at the speed of the Department of Motor Vehicles. ~Dave Barry, Dave Barry in Cyberspace
The Internet has been the most fundamental change during my lifetime and for hundreds of years. ~Rupert Murdoch
The advent of electronic mail is fostering a revival of "the familiar letter." ~Author Unknown
My favorite thing about the Internet is that you get to go into the private world of real creeps without having to smell them. ~Penn Jillett
The Internet is a giant international network of intelligent, informed computer enthusiasts, by which I mean, "people without lives." We don't care. We have each other. ~Dave Barry
The Internet is the first thing that humanity has built that humanity doesn't understand, the largest experiment in anarchy that we have ever had. ~Eric Schmidt
The Internet is a telephone system that's gotten uppity. ~Clifford Stoll
Warning: the Internet may contain traces of nuts. ~Author Unknown
The big dispute between the government and Microsoft concerns the Internet "browser," which is the piece of software that puts a message on your computer screen informing you that the Internet is currently busy and you should try again later. As you can imagine, the potential market for this service is huge, so Microsoft would like you to use its browser, and not somebody else's. ~Dave Barry, 1998
Science fiction does not remain fiction for long. And certainly not on the Internet. ~Vinton Cerf
Five years ago, we thought of the Web as a new medium, not a new economy. ~Clement Mok
The Internet is the most important single development in the history of human communication since the invention of call waiting. ~Dave Barry
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